Twelve Steps to Insanity

 

As opposed to the 12-Steps to recovery here is the suggested program to insanity or have a laugh at ones former self behaviour.

  1. I decided I could handle my emotional problems if other people would just quit trying to run my life.
  2. I firmly believed that there is no greater power than myself, and anyone who said so was insane.
  3. I made a decision to remove my will and my life from God who didn’t understand me anyhow.
  4. I made a searching and thorough moral inventory of everyone I knew so they couldn’t fool me and take advantage of my good nature.
  5. I sought these people out and tried to get them to admit to me, by God, the exact nature of their wrongs.
  6. I became willing to help these people get rid of these defects of character.
  7. I was humble enough to ask these people to remove their shortcomings.
  8. I kept a list of all the people who had harmed me and waited patiently for a chance to get even with them.
  9. I got even with these people whenever possible except when to do so would get me in trouble, too.
  10. I continued to take everyone’s inventory and when they were wrong, which was most of the time, I promptly made them admit it.
  11. I sought through the concentration of my will power to get God, who didn’t understand me anyhow, to see that my ideas were best and that I had the power to carry them out.
  12. Having maintained my emotional problems for twenty-five years with these steps, I can thoroughly recommend them to others who don’t want to lose their hard-earned status and wish to be left alone to practice neurosis in everything they do for the rest of the days of their lives.

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