Alcohol quotes
Posted by fredjoiners on April 3, 2007
Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. -Ernest Hemingway
A hangover is the wrath of grapes. -Author Unknown
The first thing in the human personality that dissolves in alcohol is dignity. -Author Unknown
When the wine goes in, strange things come out. -Johann Christoph Friedrich von Schiller, The Piccolomini, 1799
If drinking is interfering with your work, you’re probably a heavy drinker. If work is interfering with your drinking, you’re probably an alcoholic. -Author Unknown
O God, that men should put an enemy in their mouths to steal away their brains! that we should, with joy, pleasance, revel, and applause, transform ourselves into beasts! -William Shakespeare, Othello
First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you. -Francis Scott Key Fitzgerald
What’s drinking?
A mere pause from thinking!
-George Gordon, Lord Byron, The Deformed Transformed
When the wine is in, the wit is out. -Proverb
Drunkenness is temporary suicide. -Bertrand Russell, The Conquest of Happiness
Bacchus has drowned more men than Neptune. -Giuseppe Garibaldi
Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness. -Seneca
Brandy, a noun. A cordial composed of one part thunder-and-lightning, one part remorse, two parts bloody murder, one part death-hell-and-the-grave and four parts clarified Satan. -Ambrose Bierce
How come if alcohol kills millions of brain cells, it never killed the ones that make me want to drink? -Author Unknown
New! Improved! Instant asshole… just add alcohol! -Author Unknown
Oh, he occasionally takes an alcoholiday.—Oscar Wilde
